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hey, this is pr- scuffle noises and the shriek of female voices, his sisters' for fuck's sake-!
beep.
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[21 May 2010|04:09pm] |
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My cousin Anchal studies medicine over in America, and she's off for her summer Holidays already. She's meant to be on a flight back home this Sunday, and she's not written about anything else on her Facebook wall for a bleeding week. "Home in 7 days!" "Can't believe summer's here!" "Packing to go home!" It's rubbish. I wouldn't put it past her to be posting it just to drive me mad. After this reading is done, I'm off to town for a pint of shandy and some chips. Whatever's in the Great Hall smells revolting.
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[06 Oct 2008|11:38am] |
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Scoff if you must, but Justin Timberlake gets a man some action.
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[27 Sep 2008|11:54pm] |
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AM I THE ONLY PERSON WITH A PC WHO DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT AMANDA WENK?
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[16 Sep 2008|02:18am] |
Officially all signed up for the Paris trip. Fellow travelers, hear you me- If there isn't rotten, raunchy debauchery every single night we are in gay old Paris, there will be hell to pay.
HELL. TO. PAY.
This trip has a certain standard. Rumor has it that people have even been expelled due to their poor behaviour. While I'm not advocating anything worthy of expulsion, if each individual does not earn at least one detention and two mornings severely hung over, I will be hugely ashamed of you all.
Standards, my friends. Let's not forget them.
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[10 Sep 2008|05:54pm] |
I have already. Written. An essay.
This is rubbish, it's only 10 days into the year, and we have a bloody essay due. On top of that, the A Capella president is a real witch. Totally incompetent. Useless.
On a brighter note, who's signing up for Paris?
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[26 Mar 2008|10:54pm] |
Master Murphy, Madame Patil kindly, albeit irritatingly and incessantly, requests to know when you will be making an every so appreciated stop at Chateau d'Patil.
Ladies and gents of Hogwarts, how fair thee? Felicitations, Potter, on whatever day was the day of your birth.
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[14 Mar 2008|04:15pm] |
There are times when family is most precious. Like when your brother visits you and brings you a fuck tonne of booze.
Party in mine and Shane's rooms. Discretion is advised. Additional booze is appreciated.
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